Might Quit Writing

Okay, I've been out here about a week and a half and haven't had any firm offers to ply my unreal writing talents. Oh well. Plus I've read a lot of stuff about writers only making $5,000/year. Is that true? Wow, that sux. So I'm thinking about getting into something more lucrative like hedge fund management or venture capital crap. I'm willing to work for a public company as well. Anything with some nice stock goodies at low, low strike prices. I'm game, just ping me.